Quotes from the G-unit: September 2015

We’ve all said it; “We should write this stuff down!”. Here is as good a place as any! Our three year old (TG to you) has certainly come up with some crackers lately, enjoy 😉



Mr G: ” I think [baby G] is peeling.

“MMT: “That’s mashed potato”


TG: “Mummy why are your clothes all covered in disgusting?”

MMT: *Changes banana / snot covered T shirt. Sighs. *


TG: “Mummy, why is your hair turning white?”


MMT: “I wish I could be back at school again.”

TGs little pal on his 1st day at school: “You can’t, you’re a grown up. Are you 100?”

MMT: “I feel it.”


Mr G: “We could go and get fish and chips? Or a kebab when the kids are in bed?”….

TG: “NO! We haven’t got any money! REMEMBER?!”

Us: *Rolls around on floor laughing*


MMT: “Just think, one day we’ll go to bed, and wake up in the morning.”


MMT: “Do you know what Father means?”

TG: “CHRISTMAS!”


TG: “I don’t want my hot cross bun any more, I’m too old.”


MMT: “My head is a bit a hurty”

TG: “My head is a bit happy!”


TG: “Do Aliens blow off?”


TG: “Why do you love me so much?”

 MMT: “Why do you think?”

TG: “Because you love me every day.”

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0 thoughts on “Quotes from the G-unit: September 2015

  1. Louise (Little Hearts, Big Love) Reply

    Oh I love these. Baby G peeling mashed potato made me chuckle – we had mash this evening and I can definitely picture the scene for this one! TG reminding you that you haven’t got any money is very funny and his friend is very cheeky asking you if you’re 100 (and yes, I feel it some days too!). Clothes covered in disgusting (a great way of putting it!) is one of the “joys” of parenthood although adorable moments like your children reminding you that you love them everyday definitely make up for it. Thank you for linking up to #ftmob

  2. Catie: AN imperfect mum Reply

    I love the why are your clothes…. one. That is me! Made me LOL thankyou as this is a pretty crap day. #FartGlitter

  3. Mama Reply

    Totally stealing the phrase ‘covered in disgusting’ from TJ! Thanks for the giggle and thanks for linking up to #fartglitter x

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